miércoles, 28 de octubre de 2009

Barbie Barbarie.


Barbie Barbarie



Barbie rabiosa.

Entre la selva, con una lanza.

Casi desnuda, desenplasticada.

Adora la luna y se da a la caza.


Se ha cortado las greñas para el camuflaje.

Se ha limpiado el culo con hojas de yagrumo.

Y ha fumado tanto que a veces come humo.

Come carne cruda para desayuno.


Barbie es shaman de su tribu y come hongos.

Habla con los dioses de la grama.

Le gusta dormir con diferentes mujeres.

Dependiendo de la semana.


No conoce las bodas ni las corvetas.

no es ni esposa ni modelo ni princesa.

no se afeita los sobacos ni come mayonesa.

Nunca tocará un bicho plastiquito con su lengua.



Barbie Barbarian (a literall translation)



Rabid Barbie.

Between the jungle, lance in hand.

Almost naked, unplasticized.

Worships the moon and hunts the land.


Her hair she cut as camouflage.

Her ass has been whipped with dispensed leaves.

And she has smoked to the extent she eats smoke.

Eats raw meat for breakfast.


Barbie is her tribe’s shaman and eats fungus.

Talks to the gods of the grass.

She likes to sleep with different women.

Depending on the week.


She knows nothing about weddings and corvettes.

Not a wife not a model or princess.

No shaving of her arm pits no eating mayonnaise.

Never will a plastic dickling be touched by her tongue.

1 comentario:

  1. jajjajaaaaaajajjaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaa esto quedo cabron pu~eta! me Meoooooooooooooooooooo lol

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